12.29.08
Always a Fool…
It’s all a terrible mess…
12.19.08
Who Could Have Imagined?
An embittered Japan Air Lines pilot, avenging the deaths of his son and brother — killed during the Pacific conflict — flies his Boeing 747 directly into the U.S. Capitol building during a joint session of Congress[1] assembled to vote on President Durling’s nomination of Ryan to fill the just-vacated office of Vice-President. Nearly the entire United States presidential line of succession is eliminated, including the President, most of Congress, nearly all of the Cabinet, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and all nine Supreme Court Justices. Ryan, who has just been confirmed as Vice President moments before, narrowly escapes the attack and is immediately sworn in as President. He begins his term of office in the immediate sequel, Executive Orders.
Right, the unbelievably endlessly repeated, total bullshit excuse used by all Bush apologist’s for his 9/11 failure…How could anyone have predicted that terrorists would use a passenger plane to attack a building?
How ? What if it was the climax of a best selling novel by an obscure author, maybe you’ve heard of him?…Tom Clancy?
He did a couple other novels like…”The Hunt for Red October”?…not ringing any bells yet?…Harrison Ford?…Sean Connery?
Sigh…
12.17.08
The Full of Crap edition…
Just wanted a handy copy of Keith saying Bush is full of crap…hee,hee,hee…
12.16.08
He Hasn’t moved that fast since Vietnam…
The funniest part of all of this could be the irony, over there they drag him outside beat’em up a bit and probably let em go the next day…Over here in a freedom loving country they’d probably probably charge you with assaulting the President and a hundred other thingson the way to sentence you to ten years in prison…
#1 On YouTube…
I dare you not to laugh…the only question is what’s the female version of it, and whose gonna lip-sync it?…
12.15.08
Over One Hundred Thousand People Dead, Two Trillion Dollars Wasted…Ehhhh…So What?…
Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!
Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!Asshole!!!
The Two Shoe Salute…
Their version of the two-fisted middle finger with the added emphasis of being without shoes…Someone buy this guy a Miller High Life…
12.13.08
Actual Reporting From Iraq…
“War is a jarring experience. Your kids are living it out, and you’ve inflicted it upon 20-odd million Iraqis. And when your brothers and sons and mates from the football team come home, and they ain’t quite the same, you have an obligation to sit for three and a half minutes and share something of what it’s like to be there.”
Kitties Don’t Die…
We have some bad news today on the presidential pet front. Socks the cat, probably the most photographed presidential kitty in history, has cancer and isn’t expected to live.
Sigh…
Still Love the…uhhh…Where was I?,oh yeah…the hair…
Ms. Aniston graces the cover of GQ this month with the tag “Is it just us or is Jennifer Anniston getting hotter?” Who cares? I’ll vote for her…How about Senator Anniston (IL-D)? I hear she liked Chicago…